While you’re working on being almost… your dog is not even close. And honestly, who cares? They’re having a great time about it. A perfectly chaotic companion piece to the human “almost” shirt. Because self-improvement is optional when you’re a dog.

This soft, breathable pet tank brings personality to everyday walks and lazy afternoons at home. The minimalist black canvas puts bold white lettering front-and-center: a playful, confident message stacked vertically with a small splash of color woven into the design. Lightweight yet durable, the tank moves with your dog — the rib-knit fabric stretches for a snug fit while the double-needle binding keeps neck and armholes tidy after washes. It’s made for pets that want to make a statement without the fuss: easy to slip on, gentle on the fur, and built to hold its shape through playtime and naps.

Product features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors (soft, smooth printing surface)
- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd²) that balances breathability and durability
- 1x1 rib knit and elastic construction for a comfortable, form-fitting stretch
- Double-needle ribbed binding at neck and armholes to prevent stretching and preserve shape
- EasyTear™ label; runs small — size up for broad-chested breeds (size variance +/- 1"–2")

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean